Contact

One address: hello@oldeschoolhalloween.com. It goes to a person, not a ticket queue, and that person answers it himself.

What happens when you write

Most mail gets a reply inside a day or two. Some of it takes longer — this is a small operation and October is not a quiet month. Nothing gets thrown away unanswered.

If it is about an order

Printify prints and ships everything here, and their support team can look up your order faster than we can. A damaged or misprinted shirt gets resolved quickest by going straight to them. The full policy, including the 30-day window and the photo, is on Shipping & Returns. Write to us instead if you would rather, or if Printify has left you stuck.

Everything else

Corrections to something in The Morgue are genuinely welcome — if we got a date or a name wrong, we want to know, and we will fix it on the page. Shirt ideas, questions about where a piece of lore came from, press, anything odd: same address.

The email list

Every Porchlight email carries an unsubscribe link at the foot. If it is misbehaving, write and we will pull you off by hand.