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Pumpkin Pickin' with Granny

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Should you trust an old witch hag that lives out in the swamp? Probably not.

Should you go with her on a night jaunt through the holler graveyard — the one where they bury the kin they's ashamed of? Nope. Nope in every available direction.

But grief will walk a man anywhere, and this one has been chewing the same wish since the funeral, and she has got a patch out back where a wish like that comes up out of the dirt on a vine.

It's what you wanted, she tells him. And it is. That's the horrible part.

One demon of revenge, one pile of dead teenagers... welcome to pumpkin pickin' with granny.

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From The Morgue

There is a whole class of American rural folklore about the person who keeps the arrangement — the neighbour everyone quietly knows to consult, who leaves out what needs leaving out and never explains why. Granny women in Appalachia held real standing well into the twentieth century, dispensing herbal medicine, midwifery and charms in places doctors did not reach. Rural horror keeps rediscovering the figure, usually as a warning. She was never a warning. She was the reason the rest of them were fine.

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