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Camp Olde School Halloween

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The moon has a face on it. The lake has a dock on it. The brochure had a photograph of neither, which should have been the first clue.

And there are four of them. Four! Everyone always talks about the one, the big fellow — but there's an axe, a pick, a chainsaw and a machete coming up out of that grass, and that is four sets of hands and four separate arrangements about who gets which cabin.

They do this every summer. Same fortnight. The camp reopens every June because the paperwork says it must, and the counselors arrive in a station wagon with their whole lives in a duffel bag, singing.

The sign says skip camp. It says it every year. Nobody has ever once skipped camp.

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From The Morgue

American summer camp began in 1861, when a Connecticut schoolmaster named Frederick William Gunn marched his students into the woods for a fortnight of tents, boating and hiking. By the 1920s the idea had become an industry, sending millions of children to sleep in unfamiliar buildings beside dark water, supervised by teenagers only a few years older. The campfire story travelled with it and the shape has barely moved in a century: a group away from home, an adult who leaves, and a place that was there before any of them and will be there afterwards.

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