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Halloween is for Lovers

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He brought her nothing. Four hundred years old, immortal, deathless, and not so much as a flower — and she is a witch, so she noticed, and she said so, and it escalated the way these things do. What you are looking at is the reconciliation. This is simply what they have: he gives her everything he took that evening, she gives him back the batch that went wrong, and both of them mean it, and neither one has ever said the word. Ask and they will tell you they are only friends who happen to be standing very close. Every couple has a thing. This is theirs.

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For most of its history Halloween was a matchmaking night. In Scotland and Ireland the evening belonged to divination — pulling kale stalks blind to read a future spouse's build, throwing an apple peel over the shoulder to see what initial it fell in, setting two nuts on the hearth to watch whether they burned quietly side by side or leapt apart. Burns wrote the whole catalogue down in 1785. The romance came first. The horror was added later.

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