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It was a potluck. It is always a potluck. Somebody brings the good thing and eleven of them bring a variation on the same green horror, and there is no polite way to decline a dish in a coven, because declining is how feuds begin and feuds run for centuries and she has two going already. So she took a helping of each. Out in the yard now, under a moon the colour of a bad orange, she is returning all eleven in the order received — and composing, carefully, with real craft, the note that says she thought it was all lovely.

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The toad was the standard familiar of the English witch trials: kept in a pot, fed on milk or blood, and given a name. It was equipment as well as company. Toad skin secretes bufotoxin, a real poison with hallucinogenic relatives, and the recipes for so-called flying ointments call for it repeatedly. A woman found with a toad was, so far as the court was concerned, a woman caught with her tools out.

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