The bash was getting groovy, Frank was doing his stilted Charleston, Vampirina was voguing, what a loon! The mummy, didn't catch his name was "walking like an Egyptian" very apropos. A bunch of the dead dudes were getting down with the latest craze the "Thriller" dance! And then...
"The jig's up!" Dracula gurgled out over a mouthful of blood. He was pointing at the skies, in the distance flying discs appeared in formation, otherworldly movements through the clouds. All the other monsters freaked! It was too much to handle, they were not alone! The saucers zipped in close to the graveyard, lurid green ray guns flaring wildly, zapping at whimsy, oh the horror!
