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Reanimated Psionic Psycho

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The green stuff works. That was never in question. The green stuff brings a man back, and it brings him back improved — which is the word on the grant application, and the word the committee objected to.

So here we are at two in the morning. The boy in the chair. Rings coming off his head in colours the ceiling was never painted for. Every loose page in the building airborne. And something with too many arms unfolding out of the corner that nobody has agreed to write down yet.

Look at the old man, though. Look at that face. He held out the vial, he got his result, and the only thing on his mind now is whether there's enough left in the bottle for a second run.

There is. There always is.

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From The Morgue

On 18 January 1803, hours after George Forster was hanged at Newgate for drowning his wife and child, his body was carried to a nearby anatomical theatre and connected to a battery. Giovanni Aldini, nephew of Luigi Galvani, worked the corpse in front of a packed room of surgeons and dignitaries: the jaw quivered, the left eye opened, one hand rose and clenched, the legs moved. Aldini never claimed to be reviving anybody, and said so in print. His audience was less certain, and the public who read about it afterwards were not convinced at all.

The theatre needed a steady supply, and somebody had to go and get it.

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