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Nuked Sewer Sores Mutant

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Eleven dollars a drum to dispose of it properly. Nothing at all to back the truck down the access road after dark and let the culvert have it. A man has quotas. The quarterly review is a real thing that happens to real people.

Forty drums went in across one wet spring. Nobody signed for anything. The ledger recorded a saving of four hundred and forty dollars, which was noted approvingly at the time and initialled by two departments.

What hauled itself up out of the manhole eighteen months later had been several other things first, and it holds the grievance in every one of the mouths it has since developed. It boils where the streetlight touches it. It leaves prints that go on glowing after it has moved along.

Four hundred and forty dollars. Somebody is going to be asked about that.

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From The Morgue

Times Beach, Missouri was evacuated and bought out by the federal government in 1983 after waste oil laced with dioxin was sprayed on the dirt roads to keep the dust down — the entire town, roughly two thousand people, gone. Superfund had been law for three years by then and the backlog was already enormous. What is strange in hindsight is how fast the imagery turned playful: within a couple of years the same glowing barrels were selling toys, and a generation came to associate luminous green sludge less with poisoning than with a very good afternoon.

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