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The Fly-Thing

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Oh, they had a hypothesis. Five men in a tin can at the bottom of the world and every one of them with a hypothesis about what came up out of the ice and what it wanted. Contact, said the one with the beard. Study us, said the doctor. Revenge, said the fellow who reads.

It was a fly. It wanted what a fly wants. Two hundred miles of dead white nothing in every direction and one warm building with a kitchen in it, and the thing had been down there in the dark a very long time with nowhere to lay anything.

The helicopter is not going to help. The searchlight only tells it where the kitchen is.

The dog worked it out on the first day. The dog has been sitting by the door ever since.

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From The Morgue

Flies find a body faster than anything else alive, and somebody noticed early. The oldest recorded use of the fact is Chinese: a manual of forensic investigation compiled in 1247 describes a village killing solved when the magistrate had every man lay his sickle down in the sun. Blowflies settled on one blade and no other, drawn to traces of blood no eye could find. The owner confessed on the spot. Modern forensic entomology runs on the same principle, dating a death by which insects have arrived and what stage their larvae have reached.

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