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The Toad Bone

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You want power over horses. Everyone in the county wants power over horses, and there is exactly one way to get it, and it is not a nice way.

Kill a toad. Hang him on the blackthorn until the wind has taken everything but the little architecture of him. Then, at midnight, carry the bones to running water and drop them in.

Most sink. Most go where water goes. But one — one will turn and swim against the whole weight of the stream, and that one is yours, and you must snatch it up quick and never say where you got it.

The horses will obey. They will stand for you like they were carved.

And every night after, something waits at the field gate for you to walk home.

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From The Morgue

The toad bone rite belonged to the horsemen of East Anglia — the toadmen — and to the Society of the Horseman's Word up in Scotland, secret trades that kept their methods behind an initiation. The folklorist George Ewart Evans was still collecting first-hand accounts in the 1960s from men who had done it, or knew a man who had. The horse whisperer of the ploughing counties was not a gentle figure. He was a man who had been out at a stream after dark and come back changed.

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