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Batty For Blood Banks!

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The costume is a vampire. The kid inside the costume is also a vampire. This has not occurred to anyone on the street.

"Great mask," says Mr. Delaney at number twelve, dropping a fun size into the sack.

"Thank you," says the vampire, who ordered it from the back of a comic book for $4.95 plus shipping, and who is deeply insulted that it is the best likeness available.

The smock says VAMPIRE across the chest in case anybody's confused. The eye holes don't line up. The elastic band has already snapped once and been retied.

Two blocks over there's a blood drive in the Lutheran church basement, all those little bags lined up in a cooler, unattended, marked by type.

He's been thinking about it all week. He's got a route.

Batty For Blood Banks! t-shirt
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From The Morgue

For four decades the Halloween costume was a cardboard box off a five-and-dime rack: a thin plastic mask on a staple-gunned elastic band, and a printed smock that named the character in case the mask wasn't clear enough. You sweated inside it. You could not see sideways. The mouth hole was too small to eat through. The whole thing cost about a dollar and it was, by universal agreement of everyone who wore one, completely magnificent.

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