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Microbe Candy Massacre

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Down here we do not judge. Down here we PROCESS.

And what arrived tonight, in the space of about forty minutes, was the entire month of October. Chocolate. Corn. Something blue. A wrapper.

We will be at this until Tuesday. Worth it. Say nothing to the boy.

Microbe Candy Massacre t-shirt
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From The Morgue

Sugar does not make children hyperactive. It has been tested repeatedly, double-blind, since the nineteen-eighties, and the answer keeps coming back the same: no measurable effect on behaviour. What the trials do find is an effect on the parents. Told the child has had sugar, they rate that same child as wilder. The stomachache is real enough. The bouncing off the walls appears to be the excitement of being outdoors after dark with a bag.

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