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Terror in the Pumpkin Patch 2

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Terror in the Pumpkin Patch 2 poster art

Word got around. That is the only explanation.

Last year it was three of them. This year the barn is surrounded, the scarecrow has given up entirely, and there is a sound out past the fence like a hundred pumpkins learning to run.

Sequels are bigger. Everybody knows that.

Terror in the Pumpkin Patch 2 t-shirt
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From The Morgue

Scarecrows are older than most of the crops they stand in. Egypt, Greece and Japan all arrived independently at a man-shape staked in a field, and medieval England went one better and hired living ones — boys paid by the season to walk the rows with clappers and a bag of stones. The straw figure is the cheap replacement. It works because a crow reads a human silhouette as a threat for about a week before it stops.

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