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The Galvanic Black Knight

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Galvanic. There's a word to conjure with, and whichever fellow in a lab coat chose it knew precisely what he was about.

The Museum of Medieval Relics had a footfall problem, you see, and a relic that merely stands there is a relic nobody pays to look at.

So the copper went down the greaves. The coils went up on either side of the plinth. Somebody threw the great brass knife-switch and held his breath, and the current went in through six centuries of Sir Alaric's second-best plate armor and did what current does.

The gauntlet closed on the axe. The visor came round. And the whole ponderous ensemble stepped down off its little platform with a noise like a cutlery drawer pitched down a stairwell.

There is nobody inside. There has never been anybody inside.

The night watchman has explained this at some length and nobody has believed him yet.

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From The Morgue

The Saturday morning monster-mystery format went on the air September 13, 1969, and the first thing it ever put on screen was a suit of armor walking around a museum. Networks had spent the previous year clearing action cartoons off the schedule under pressure from parent groups, so whatever replaced them had to be frightening without being violent. Armor threads that needle perfectly. It menaces beautifully and it cannot actually hurt anyone. The galvanic apparatus is ours. The museum, the moonlight and the empty helmet are period-correct.

That first walking suit of armour, and the network that nearly refused to air it, are the reason this format exists at all — and the monsters it borrowed from arrived in the mail, fifty-two of them, one a week.

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