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Beware The Curse Of The Mummy!

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The curse is not complicated and I do not know why everybody makes such a production of it.

It does not say you will die horribly. It says — and I am paraphrasing only slightly off the doorway lintel — put it back.

Put back the jars. Put back the little painted boat. Put back the lid, which weighs four hundred pounds and which two gentlemen levered off at eleven o'clock at night while assuring one another it was fine.

Three thousand years he has been lying there getting his rest, and the rest was going well, and now there is lamplight in his face and a man in a pith helmet is saying something about a museum back home.

He is not cursed. He is TIRED. There is a difference and you are about to learn it.

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From The Morgue

There was no curse. The tomb was opened in 1922, and the curse story was largely manufactured by newspapers that had been shut out — Lord Carnarvon sold exclusive coverage to a single paper, so the rest of Fleet Street ran the only thing available to them, which was mysticism. When Carnarvon died a few months later of an infected mosquito bite, the story wrote itself. Most of the excavation team went on to live long ordinary lives. Howard Carter died in 1939, seventeen years after opening the door.

The bandages were legible at eight frames a second by the time Saturday morning got hold of them.

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